Since it is the time of the year for proms, I thought I would post these insane photos from some prom, somewhere in America. Apparently these kids have neither parents nor fashion sense.
So one night I was bored, painfully bored, and I decided to play around with photobooth on my MAC. I choose the mirror setting and then accidentally pressed record. The following video is the product of that. Kinda scary, but my real photo is at the bottom of the homepage! So it’s all OK.
This is not a joke. All I can tell you is that last night I took Nyquil before going to sleep and I had a dream about a movie idea-complete with trailer! The movie starred Jimmy Walker from GoodTimes and was called Back to the Ghetto! Like Back to The Future only…in the ghetto. I [...]
1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin fountain. 2. You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:00 and have summers free.” 3. You can tell if it’s a full moon without looking outside. 4. You believe “shallow gene pool” should have its [...]
So i was Skyping with the girls the other day and I told them to make funny faces…These are their funny faces! Too cute!
Runner by Thomas Perry is the latest in a series of novels about a woman named Jane Whitefield. Jane can make people disappear. In other words, if you are in trouble and someone is trying to kill you, you find Jane and she will put you into a witness protection program of sorts. She will [...]
A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore could be a fun book, if it weren’t so vulgar. The story is about a man who unwittingly and unwillingly gets a job collecting “soul vessels” from the dead or dying. There are talking ravens, little animal “people”, hell-hounds, and f**k puppets. Yes, that’s right. In fact, I think [...]
Timeline by Michael Crichton is a sci-fi tell about a group of archaeologists who travel back in time to 14th century France. The premise is far-fetched enough, but the book is filled with plenty of scientific jargon that make the ideas seem plausible. If you are a fan of science fiction and action then I [...]
Student:What happens if we don’t do our homework. Teacher: You’re gonna burn in hell. Satan sent me a memo this morning and he is looking for the souls of children who don’t do their homework.