1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin fountain. 2. You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:00 and have summers free.” 3. You can tell if it’s a full moon without looking outside. 4. You believe “shallow gene pool” should have its [...]
Student:What happens if we don’t do our homework. Teacher: You’re gonna burn in hell. Satan sent me a memo this morning and he is looking for the souls of children who don’t do their homework.
The excerpt below is from another blog I came across (while searching for lesson plans) and I have to admit that sometimes I feel like this teacher does. I pasted the post here because he/she doesn’t seem to be updating the blog anymore which means that it could disappear, but I have provided the link [...]
Me: Why didn’t you show up for your detention yesterday? Student: I forgot Me: How could you forget, your name has been on this list for over a week, I announced it in class today. Student: I don’t know, there’s a lot of things in my head.