1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin fountain. 2. You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:00 and have summers free.” 3. You can tell if it’s a full moon without looking outside. 4. You believe “shallow gene pool” should have its [...]
Student:What happens if we don’t do our homework. Teacher: You’re gonna burn in hell. Satan sent me a memo this morning and he is looking for the souls of children who don’t do their homework.